he thought i was a dude.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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