Don't you send me to vm
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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