One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The air was thick with penises
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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