Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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