People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You made out with two different species that night
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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