Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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