He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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