i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She's the barista slut.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
we're so committed to being not committed
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