omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Nobody cheats on THIS.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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