he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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