I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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