Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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