i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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