i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
its liver damage thursday
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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