I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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