wat bout pragnant strippers??
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She's the barista slut.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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