And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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