and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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