you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Shame is for Republicans.
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