i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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