I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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