Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
