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I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed

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(559): View more from California

I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.

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She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.

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