Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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