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Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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