no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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