somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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