Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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