I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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