so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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