ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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