Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have aggressive nipples.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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