Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize