The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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