come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
