dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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