Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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