I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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