Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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