we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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