You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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