Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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