And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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