Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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