Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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