he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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