we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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