Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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