So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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