so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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