The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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