so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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